Stephanie: He said, "Yeah, I'd Fuck that."
Me: Oh, that's…
Stephanie: What?
Me: Well I would prefer he said something like, "Man, I'd hold hands with that" or "Damn, I'd grow old with that."
Stephanie: ….
This is what happens when a realist and a romantic talk about relationships. The truth is, it's difficult to still believe in romance in a city where people jack off on you in the subway.
Side note: whenever we see a cute guy now we say something along the lines of, "DAMN…I'd play scrabble with that."
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